A how to

It seems my darling Bella is a bit confused when she is quenched with thirst, sitting in front of her water dish. Even at the age of nearly 3, she still can’t seem to figure out that using her tongue to lap up the water provides a better result than “her” way. And her way is… a little funny, what we’ve dubbed - the dip and lick (LOL).

It really is no surprise that after Bella is done with the water dish and Jynx wants a sip, she sits in front of the dish until someone strolls by and sees that she refuses to “drink from that dish” and replaces the old water, with new. LOL


LOLLERSKATES

Do any of you watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show? This has become my FAVORITE talk show. We were watching it earlier today and tuned in just in time to catch a really funny video of a guy working out at the gym - a workout gone wrong. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time.

Just in case you guys don’t watch the show, I’ll share the video with it. I didn’t think I’d find it because I couldn’t find it on her website. I did, however, find it on youtube.

All I have to say is: LOL!


Bell-bop

Bella cracks me up. It isn’t like she’s not playful or anything but Bella has been extremely playful this morning. I was sitting here searching for gifts online when I see her bounce into the dinning room out of the corner of my left eye. This is what I caught, and notice she “catches” me in the end. Haha!

And even now, about an hour later, she’s still playing with that thing!

PS; Don’t forget about my contest.


Teresa, morphed

I am in a bit of creative and silly mood today, so I decided to try out the Morpheus Photo-Morpher, using a couple of my own photos. I was pleasantly surprised to find it so easy to use. You see, I am one of those people who can make any and everything, difficult. Not the case with this program. It is actually one of the easiest photo programs I have ever used. All I had to do was choose the layout wizard from the file tab, then I chose my two photos (one of which was just a silly candid). I also chose to preview it before saving it, just so I could see just how funny it might be.

You can create funny celebrity morphs (hey, you know those are good for a laugh or two, or three) and morphs of you and your pet (or other people and their pets). What I love most, other than the LOL-factor of some of thse, is that you can morph photos of yourself or loved one from over the years. I may need to dig around for some of my childhood photos and see what I can come up with.

Onto my results.

This is the result of my first test - sticking your tongue out aids in the concentration process..;

I have plans to do a couple of my nephews and email them to my dad, sister and my mom. Actually, I think I have a few funny photos of my dad too, in his scuba gear (trust me, that in and of itself is funny). That would make a funny birthday surprise to his email, don’t you think?

Check out Zoombli for more information or to get the Morpheus Photo-Morpher yourself. I would love to see some of your own results. I have a feeling a few of you will be able to come up with some really hilarious morphs and I cannot wait to see them!

Sponsored by Zoombli


Catskin rug

My darling friend Helen is running a really fun contest over at her blog - Helenchatter.com. The contest is “Pet Photo” and you can read more about it here! I cannot wait to see more submissions. I love funny pet photos! By the way, the prize is a gorgeous Titanium helix bracelet which is made by Steel Weaver - a one of a kind and worth $80-100!

My cats do a lot of silly things but it is actually very rare that I am able to catch any of their behavior on film. Haha! I was lucky to have ever gotten this particular shot (of Bella).

i r catskin rug


It was a little funny

While we were out running some errands and paying some bills today, we noticed a few funny things.

First - Security from one of the malls escorted a couple all the way to the bus stop across the street from the mall. I’m not sure what the reasoning for that was - if they’d stolen something, surely they would’ve been arrested or something. Either way though, it had to be embarrassing to be escorted out there during rush hour.

Second - After seeing that couple escorted, the light turned red. Shortly after the light turned red, the train was coming, so the lights were flashing the warnings. About the time the warnings started, a lady pulled up beside me in a fancy Mercedes. Someone pulled up right behind her and I happened to notice that the crossing barriers were coming down right on top of that Mercedes. It bounced on the roof of her car for a bit before the person behind her backed up, allowing her to back up. I wouldn’t have laughed if it had been me but sometimes you can’t help but laugh.

Third - After paying our monthly payment at The Brick (furniture store), we noticed a sign for the furniture store next to it, which read - “Buy a queen or king mattress set, get 2 free pillows”. I thought to myself, staring at the empty lot “I bet they’ve got folks standing in line for those..”


Oink, oink

Jo decided to take me to lunch today at Olive Garden. On most occasions, when we go out for lunch or dinner, we always say “Let’s have dessert today..” but we wind up getting full off of our actual meals and never have room for anything else. Today was no exception.. for me. I had Cheese Ravioli and Jo had Grilled Steak Caprese. We had an appetizer prior to this which consisted of Stuffed Mushrooms and Toasted Meat Ravioli. Between that and our meals, it was way more than enough - we even had left overs. Well, as usual we joked about getting dessert, only this time Jo was serious. I didn’t mind, why would I? He was paying after all.

So, when dessert time came, he asked if I wanted anything.. “No way, I’m full as a tick (my sister says this all the time, it just slipped out lol), but go ahead and get yourself something if you like. I may take a small bite of it!” So the waitress comes around to take his dessert order - he had White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake. I hate cheesecake, so he had it all to himself. It took him about 5 minutes to finish the slice of cheesecake off. I joked, asking “Are you going to lick the plate clean too?” and we both giggled.

He decided he didn’t want to look like he’d finished it all by himself, so guess what he did?? He took my fork, slid it over what was left in the plate (basically nothing lol) and laid my fork down with his, on the plate. I asked “What are you doing?” and he laughed while saying “I want it to look like you helped me eat it!”..

Hahaha.

I’m still mad at him about the Newfoundland situation, which still isn’t resolved but it was pretty dern funny.


Oh, googleness

Do you remember my entry about “osteopiritis“? Believe me, I know that word does not exist, please refer to the entry if you must. In short, my husband likes to pretend he’s right about everything. The truth is, he often doesn’t know squat (I still love you Jo Jo). He makes up these words in his head, when he hears either the first part of something or the last part of something. Case in point: “Osteopiritis” - Osteoporosis, what he hears “Osteopiritis”. How? I have no clue. He obviously doesn’t pay enough attention to things.

So, one night we’re sitting there talking about my knee pain. He begins to come up with ideas about what’s wrong with me - my husband must be a renaissance man because Dr. Jones was in the house. He began telling me it must be Osteopiritis. Of course I fell into a fit of laughter because I knew what he meant and it wasn’t what he said. We argued about Osteopiritis vs Osteoporosis to the point where he was going to prove me wrong and himself right. Google to the rescue, right? Wrong. He keys it in and he’s taken to a page that tells him “Did you mean: osteoporosis?” What, what’s that? Ohhhhhhhh, that’s the sound of me being right and him being wrong. He, to this day, claims it’s an error with Google!

So tonight I’m checking my slim stats - I get some of the most ridiculous referrals from Google, I kid you not. I was laughing as my eyes fell onto “osteopiritis”, a Google search someone did in the UK. I’m sitting here thinking to myself “Wow, someone else’s husband is fixing to make an ass of himself…”

Jo says it doesn’t take very much to amuse me. Maybe that’s true but hey, I guess I got the last laugh on this one!


Kick my arse

Edit;AHAHAHAHA, look what I did.. I apparently kicked my arse so hard, I lost my head! one and two. This game is way too amusing!!

Someone posted theirs on a forum I frequent. HAHA, I thought it was cute..!

Don’t be staring at my knickers, mm k?!


Ahahahahaha

Have you all seen “Kicking & Screaming”??? Will Ferrell stars in it and not that I expect anything less but it is hilarious! I am laughing so hard my sides are aching!

Speaking of movies, I really want to go see Spiderman 3! We’re thinking of going next week sometime, maybe watching it at the Imax or something! Maybe we’ll do another day-date and do lunch and a movie! Those are fun! I can’t wait for Pirates: At World’s End, too! Eeep!

Has anyone seen Vacancy yet? That’s another one I want to see!



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