Do you remember my entry about “osteopiritis“? Believe me, I know that word does not exist, please refer to the entry if you must. In short, my husband likes to pretend he’s right about everything. The truth is, he often doesn’t know squat (I still love you Jo Jo). He makes up these words in his head, when he hears either the first part of something or the last part of something. Case in point: “Osteopiritis” - Osteoporosis, what he hears “Osteopiritis”. How? I have no clue. He obviously doesn’t pay enough attention to things.

So, one night we’re sitting there talking about my knee pain. He begins to come up with ideas about what’s wrong with me - my husband must be a renaissance man because Dr. Jones was in the house. He began telling me it must be Osteopiritis. Of course I fell into a fit of laughter because I knew what he meant and it wasn’t what he said. We argued about Osteopiritis vs Osteoporosis to the point where he was going to prove me wrong and himself right. Google to the rescue, right? Wrong. He keys it in and he’s taken to a page that tells him “Did you mean: osteoporosis?” What, what’s that? Ohhhhhhhh, that’s the sound of me being right and him being wrong. He, to this day, claims it’s an error with Google!

So tonight I’m checking my slim stats - I get some of the most ridiculous referrals from Google, I kid you not. I was laughing as my eyes fell onto “osteopiritis”, a Google search someone did in the UK. I’m sitting here thinking to myself “Wow, someone else’s husband is fixing to make an ass of himself…”

Jo says it doesn’t take very much to amuse me. Maybe that’s true but hey, I guess I got the last laugh on this one!

Edit;AHAHAHAHA, look what I did.. I apparently kicked my arse so hard, I lost my head! one and two. This game is way too amusing!!

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Someone posted theirs on a forum I frequent. HAHA, I thought it was cute..!

Don’t be staring at my knickers, mm k?!

Have you all seen “Kicking & Screaming”??? Will Ferrell stars in it and not that I expect anything less but it is hilarious! I am laughing so hard my sides are aching!

Speaking of movies, I really want to go see Spiderman 3! We’re thinking of going next week sometime, maybe watching it at the Imax or something! Maybe we’ll do another day-date and do lunch and a movie! Those are fun! I can’t wait for Pirates: At World’s End, too! Eeep!

Has anyone seen Vacancy yet? That’s another one I want to see!

I believe there is some kind of plot against me!!! We have lived here, in this apartment, for well over a month now and not once has a bird gone poopie on my truck! When I went outside earlier, I counted at least 6 bird poopies on my truck!! Six!! In a matter of hours! They were not there this morning! I wonder if it’s the same bird that hops in front of our sliding glass door on the balcony, taunting my cats! Ohhh, I bet it is!!! lol

I’ve also come to the conclusion that I should probably change my first name! You’ll recall in this post, my nephew Trent called me a “Butt top”! (haha) When I spoke with him today, his first phrase to me was “Hey Butt Snip”! HAHA! So I’m wondering if I should just go on and have my first name changed.. I mean, since he’s referring to me as “Butt” something or other every time! lol

I think I’ve finished with the the theme mentioned in the previous post! There is an alternate background pattern and header in the zipped file. I skimmed through the files to make sure nothing linked from Scribblescratch, but in the event that you find something that is still linking from here.. please do me the favor of changing it to your website address! I’d appreciate it! :]

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Maybe it’s the fact that I had just woken up 30 minutes prior or maybe I truly imagined it was the song I was looking for.. either way, today I had the best laugh-out-loud session, at my own expense!

Allow me to explain! I actually had to take my husband to work this morning, since the weather was all rainy! So on my way back from dropping him off, I was cruising down “Deerfoot Trail” and I’m switching through the radio stations when I hear “99 Red Balloons” from the 80’s! Anyone that truly knows anything about me, knows I love 80’s music! So I’m bee-bopping along and made a note to myself, mentally.. “Must find this song!” So in my search this morning, not realizing the song was actually “99 Red Balloons”, I did a search on limewire for “99″, which pulled up a song “99″ by Toto. Now, please keep in mind it was early morning and I’d only been up for approximately 30 minutes at that time.. I downloaded the song and was anxious for it to complete so I could bee-bop to it, thinking it was the song I was looking for.

So. Not. The. Case!

When it started playing, I was like “What is this?!!! WHAT IS THIS??!! This isn’t what I downloaded!”.. but sure enough, it was!

Lesson learned; Next time I am unsure about a song title and the artist, I will search the internet for the lyrics!

When I spoke to my mom the second time, I spoke with my youngest nephew Trent! He addressed me as “Hey butt top!”.. Haha! I asked him what he was doing and he said he had just had “Puhhhsketti!!” I asked if it was good and he said “Mmm hmm, it was uhhhlicious!” My mom was telling me that he went into my grandmother’s room this morning, when she got up, he saw that she was wearing an adult diaper! Trent looked at them with a puzzled look on his face and said “Grandma (actually it’s his great-grandma), you got big pull ups on!!!” LOL!!!!

Tell me a funny story that happened to you!! Whether it’s just a silly thing that happened to you or that you witnessed or your most embarrassing moment!!

Do it either on your own blogs (let me know if you do in the comments!) or here in the comments! I’d love to read them!

I’ll tell you one of my own!

When I was 15 years old, my family gave me a new nickname! It was “Skitter”. This is because I used to wear “Sketchers” a lot back then. That year, my mom took me and my sister Nikki to see “The Music Man” at The Fox Theatre in Atlanta! The selling point, though I would’ve gone anyway, was that Barry Williams was staring in the play! Do you know who Barry Williams is?? In case you’ve been living under a rock, he played Greg Brady on The Brady Bunch! So, there we were, to see “The Music Man”! As the play was nearly over, we decided we’d go on and try to leave! We wouldn’t miss anything except maybe their “bows” and if you’ve ever been to Atlanta, traffic can be a mess but even more so when large crowds of people leave an area at the same time! We were 3 levels up, I believe (or maybe it was two, I can’t quite remember) and as we were heading do the stairs.. my legs just buckled! I’d had knee surgery for a shredded cartilage 2 years earlier and my right leg and knee were still weak from it! When my legs buckled, my right leg went behind me and my left leg went ahead of me. Do explain it better, Teresa went STAIR SURFING!! I just happened to be wearing a pair of my “Sketchers”, so once everyone realized the only thing hurting was my “ego” (lmao).. we all had a good laugh! As we were getting into the car, my sister said “I have a new nickname for you”.. I should’ve known it was coming. “I’m going to start calling you skitter!!!!”. hahaha!

To this day, I can’t believe I went stair surfing in front of “Greg Brady”.. though I highly doubt he saw me! At least I like to think of it that way. ;]